होली वाट्सअप चुटकुले Happy Holi Whatsapp Jokes Chutkule Majakiya SMS

होली वाट्सअप चुटकुले Happy Holi Whatsapp Jokes Chutkule Majakiya SMS: Wish you all a euphoric Holi festival 2017. In this article, we are providing some latest होली वाट्सअप चुटकुले Happy Holi Whatsapp Jokes Chutkule Majakiya SMS. Use these Holi funny jokes and chutkule and wish your happy Holi to your friends and family members. You can explore our website and get more stuff related to Holi Celebration 2017. Now scroll the page and enjoy these Holi Funny jokes, चुटकुले, and wishes.

Holi is a Hindus festival, celebrated across the world. This year, Holi is scheduled on 13th March 2017. Somewhere it is celebrated till 5 days.

होली वाट्सअप चुटकुले Happy Holi Whatsapp Jokes Chutkule Majakiya SMS

होली वाट्सअप चुटकुले Happy Holi Whatsapp Jokes Chutkule Majakiya SMS

A crow shits on santa.
Banta: Hey, what’s that..?
Santa: Nothing dude, bird’s are playing Happy Holi..!

 

Why did the santa watched Rang de Basanti movie?????
He thought it was a movie on Holi!
Happy Holi!

 

Holi par app ko
“Vivah”ki wife,
“Dhoom”ki bike,
“Don”ki life,
“Krrish”ka josh,
“Babul” ka dular aur
“Umravjaan” ka pyar mile.

 

होली पर आपको
“विवाह”की वाइफ,
“धूम”की बाइक,
“डॉन”की लाइफ,
“क्र्रिश”का जोश,
“बाबुल” का दुलार और
“उमरावजान” का प्यार मिले.

Happy Holi Funny Whatsapp Group Text

Lal “RANG” suraj se,
nila “RANG” asma se,
hara “RANG” hariyali se,
gulabi “RANG” gulab se,
tamam khushiya mile apko,
ye dua karte hai hum dil se.
“HAPPY HOLI”

 

लाल “रंग” सूरज से,
नीला “रंग” अस्मा से,
हरा “रंग” हरियाली से,
गुलाबी “रंग” गुलाब से,
तमाम खुशिया मिले आपको,
ये दुआ करते है हम दिल से.
“हैप्पी होली”

 

Dear FB and Whatsapp Friends,
May your life and your social networks are filled with vibrant colours of life at all times!
Happy Holi!

 

Wives are like the colours of Holi.
In the beginning, they look good but eventually they turn black and are hardly pleasant.
Happy Holi!

Holi Advance Funny Messages 2017

yu to har baar holi aati he
or sabhi ko rang jati he
wo colour chut bhi jata hai
magar aapke pyar ka rang hamesha laga
rehta hai
HAPPY HOLI

 

Phagun ro mahino aayo, ayo holi ro tivar, jhumo nacho rang udao, khusi manao apar – holi ro ram ram.

 

Daru ki khushbu, Gutke ki mithas, Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag, bhaang k pakode or wills ka payar, mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar HAPPY HOLI in advance.

Na juban se, Na nigaho se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na Greeting se, Na Gifts se, * dil se *AAP* ko; “HAPPY HOLI”.

Whatsapp Funny Jokes for Happy Holi 2017

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”

Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“

 

Happy holi, plzz keep your girlfriends safe, pata chala vo kisi or ki ho li 😀

 

Log aaj ke din Rang lagate hai …
Aur baki ke din Rang Badalte hai

 

Relationship Status : HOLI with Asian Paints 😀

 

Holi Par Aapko
“Vivah” Ki Wiffe,
“Dhoom” Ki Bike,
“Don” Ki Life,
“Krrish” Ka Josh,
“Babul” Ka Dular Aur
“Umravjaan” Ka Pyaar Mile

Hardik Ki Aur Se Sabhi Ko Holi Ki Hardik Shubhakamana. 😀

Holi Adult Jokes For Boys and Girls

Heard a woman painted completely in holi colours saying other “yeh toh kuch bhi nai mera roj ka make-up isse jyada hota hai” 😀

 

Dosto Kirpya Holi Wale Din Inka Wohi Matlab Nikalana Jo Bachpan Mein Samjha Karte The
Main Geeli Ho Gayi
Acha Baba Dal Lo
Ek Ek Karke Dalo Yaar
Yaar Mere Gubbare Mein Chhed Hai
Aur Jaha Marji Dalo Bus Muh Pe Mat Dalna
Tumhari Pichkari To Kisi Kaam Ki Nahi
Tum Meri Pichakri Pakdo Mein Tumhare Gubbare Mein Hawa Bharta Hun
Happy Holi 2017 Friends 😛 😀
Holi Hai 🙂 😀

 

Anushka: Baby, tum itni gaali kyun dete ho?

Virat : Bura na maano Kohli hai

 

Holi ke Rang C.I.D. me naii Khusiyan laayi hai,
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Holi ke Rang C.I.D. me naii Khusiyan laayi hai,
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Daya Darwaza Kholo Mujhe Poty aayi hai

 

Arz kiya h,
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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wah-wah
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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ACP Says- Daya, In Sab K Finger-Print Le Lo. 😛

 

Holi par Bazaar se
Gunjiya khareed ke, FB
par self made bata kar
photo me 50 bando ko
tag karne walo, Holi ke
agle din tumhe lagne
wali dast bhi aane se
pehle kahengi ki Aap
Bhutiye Hain

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